Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

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That was a very racy remark for Gladys, whose idea of wild sex was Fred Astaire loosening his tie.

—Susan Isaacs

It is something big and cosmic. What else do we have? There's only birth and death and the union of two people—and sex is the only one that happens to us more than once.

—Kathleen Winsor

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Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know.

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My wife said she'd like to have sex in the backseat of the car… and she wanted me to drive.

—Rodney Dangerfield

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You wake up one day and say, "You know what, I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready to have children.

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