It's not a compliment to know a man wants to sleep with you. It's only a compliment when he will go to great lengths for you.

I found that I missed him the more he was absent from my life, and the more I missed him, the more I loved him.

—Donna Lynn Hope in Willow

Do we really need a study on why people lie? They lie because it's easy, and cowards are good at "easy." Telling the truth takes moxie, and few have it.

—Donna Lynn Hope

The most beautiful women I have known had one thing in common apart from beauty: humility. It's a shame that those with less to boast about do it the most.

—Donna Lynn Hope

I don't miss anyone. If I did I would do something about it. Besides, some people come back…in dreams. That's when they're honest.

—Donna Lynn Hope

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.

—Garrison Keillor

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

—Bob Rubin

That was a very racy remark for Gladys, whose idea of wild sex was Fred Astaire loosening his tie.

—Susan Isaacs

It is something big and cosmic. What else do we have? There's only birth and death and the union of two people — and sex is the only one that happens to us more than once.

—Kathleen Winsor

Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know.

—Amy Lowell