Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (; born August 7, 1942) is an American author, singer, humorist, voice actor, and radio personality. He created the Minnesota Public Radio (MPR) show A Prairie Home Companion (called Garrison Keillor's Radio Show in some international syndication), which he hosted from 1974 to 2016. Keillor created...
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.