About Garrison Keillor
Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (; born August 7, 1942) is an American author, singer, humorist, voice actor, and radio personality. He created the Minnesota Public Radio (MPR) show A Prairie Home Companion (called Garrison Keillor's Radio Show in some international syndication), which he hosted from 1974 to 2016. Keillor created...
More quotations from Garrison Keillor
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
That was a very racy remark for Gladys, whose idea of wild sex was Fred Astaire loosening his tie.
My wife said she'd like to have sex in the backseat of the car . . . and she wanted me to drive.