George Burns (born Nathan Birnbaum; January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996) was an American comedian, actor, writer, and singer, and one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century....
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Right actions in the future are the best apologies for bad actions
in the past.