George Burns (born Nathan Birnbaum; January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996) was an American comedian, actor, writer, and singer, and one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century....
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Age is never so old as youth would measure it.
It is better to rust out than wear out.