I saw a stationery store move.

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About Jay London

Jay London (born September 12, 1966) is an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared (Seasons 2 and 3, both in 2004), his humble personality and clean comedy...

More quotations from Jay London

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

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More quotations tagged with “movement”

All movements go too far.

—Bertrand Russell

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Animation is not the art of drawings that move but the art of movements that are drawn.

—Norman McLaren

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The conservation movement is a breeding ground of Communists and other subversives. We intend to clean them out, even if it means rounding up every bird-watcher in the country.

—John N. Mitchell, U.S. attorney general, 1969-1972

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The mountain remains unmoved at seeming defeat by the mist.

—Rabindranath Tagore

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There is this idea now in this country that all people who succeed, succeed on their own, and all people who fail, fail on their own, whereas neither is true. The vast majority of people in this country stay where they're born. Very few people move too far from home. Rich people rarely become poor, and poor people rarely become rich. But we live in a society ruled by anecdote, so that we have no sense at all of what actually happens to most people.

—Fran Lebowitz

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