Quotations from

Jay London

About

Jay London (born September 12, 1966) is an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared (Seasons 2 and 3, both in 2004), his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans.

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Quotes from Jay London

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

—Jay London

I saw a stationery store move.

—Jay London

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

—Jay London

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

—Jay London