I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

—Totie Fields

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About Totie Fields

Totie Fields (born Sophie Feldman; May 7, 1930 – August 2, 1978) was an American comedian.

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Fasting and natural diet, though essentially unknown [in today's U.S.] as a therapy, should be the first treatment when someone discovers that she or he has a medical problem. It should not be applied only to the most advanced cases, as is present practice. Whether the patient has a cardiac condition, hypertension, autoimmune disease, fibroids, or asthma, he or she must be informed that fasting and natural, plant-based diets are a viable alternative to conventional therapy, and an effective one. The time may come when not offering this substantially more effective nutritional approach will be considered malpractice.

—Joel Fuhrman, M.D.

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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

—Fran Lebowitz

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Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.

—Lynn Johnston

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