Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He was praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced," with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature." Twain's novels include The...
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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