Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse, of which he wrote more than 500 pieces. With his unconventional rhyming schemes, he was declared by The New York Times to be the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.