Henry Wheeler Shaw (April 21, 1818 – October 14, 1885), better known by the pen name Josh Billings, was a 19th-century American humorist and lecturer.
That's the beauty of argument-if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.