That's the beauty of argument-if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

—Josh Billings

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

—Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

—Josh Billings

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight.

—Josh Billings

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

—Josh Billings

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.

—Joseph Farrell

Use soft words and hard arguments.

—Friedrich Nietzsche

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

—English proverb

He who strikes the first blow admits he's lost the argument.

—Dave Barry

My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.

—Chinese proverb