William Shakespeare (c. 23 April 1564 – 23 April 1616) was an English playwright, poet and actor. He is widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist. He is often called England's national poet and the "Bard of Avon" (or simply "the Bard")....
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.