I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.

Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.

—Jewish Proverb

Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten up; don't be bitter, lest you be spewed out.

—Jewish Proverb

What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.

—Jewish Proverb

He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good.

—Jewish Proverb

Worries go down better with soup than without.

—Jewish Proverb

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.

—James Lileks

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?

—J. G. Holland

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

—Irv Kupcinet

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.

—Indian Proverb

Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.

—Hugh Elliott