Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.

There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.

—Christopher Morley

Be prepared for truth at all hours and in the most fantastic disguises. This is the only safety.

—Christopher Morley

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

—Christopher Morley in Hide and Seek

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.

—Christopher Morley

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

—Christopher Morley

All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!

—Bob Newhart

If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.

—Bertrand Russell

Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.

—Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.

—Ayn Rand

The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.

—Anthelme Brillat-Savarin