Christopher Darlington Morley (May 5, 1890 – March 28, 1957) was an American journalist, novelist, essayist and poet. He also produced stage productions for a few years and gave college lectures.
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
—Christopher Morley in Hide and Seek
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.