Robert Charles Benchley (September 15, 1889 – November 21, 1945) was an American humorist, newspaper columnist and actor. From his beginnings at The Harvard Lampoon while attending Harvard University, through his many years writing essays and articles for Vanity Fair and The New Yorker and his acclaimed short films, Benchley's...
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.