Henry Louis Mencken (September 12, 1880 – January 29, 1956) was an American journalist, essayist, satirist, cultural critic, and scholar of American English. He commented widely on the social scene, literature, music, prominent politicians, and contemporary movements. His satirical reporting on the Scopes Trial, which he dubbed the "Monkey Trial",...
Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.