Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.

—Bill Vaughan

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

—Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

—Bill Vaughan

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

—Bill Vaughan

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

—Bill Vaughan

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

—Dave Barry

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

—Ambrose Bierce

If you cut down a forest, it doesn't matter how many sawmills you have if there are no more trees.

—Susan George

The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the wide world's joy.

—Henry Ward Beecher

What is the purpose of the giant sequoia tree? The purpose of the giant sequoia tree is to provide shade for the tiny titmouse.

—Edward Abbey