The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
Once I wanted total happiness – now I will settle for a little less pain.
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.