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To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.

—Winston Churchill

I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.

—David Bowie

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

—Laurence J. Peter

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.

—Thomas Jefferson

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

—Mark Twain

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

—Rodney Dangerfield

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

—Dr. Seuss

So if it seems that some of what I'll have to say in the pages to come doesn't reflect the mellowing of age, that's only because I've never found that life and memories respond to time the way that tobacco does.

—Caleb Carr

See, that's all you're thinking about, is winning. You're confirming your sense of self- worth through outward reward instead of through inner appreciation.

—Barbara Hall

Perseverance does not equal worthiness.

—Lawrence Kaplow

There was an immeasurable distance between the quick and the dead: they did not seem to belong to the same species; and it was strange to think that but a little while before they had spoken and moved and eaten and laughed.

—W. Somerset Maugham

Always render more and better service than is expected of you, no matter what your task may be.

—Og Mandino

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

—George Bernard Shaw

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

—Mitch Hedberg

Character is the basis of happiness and happiness the sanction of character.

—George Santayana