Jeph Jacques

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Jeffrey Paul "Jeph" Jacques ( JEF JAKS) (born June 17, 1980) is an American cartoonist who writes and draws the webcomics Questionable Content, Alice Grove, and DORD (and formerly "Indietits").

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Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

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A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

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relationships danger explosions

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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?

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That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

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There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

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If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

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Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

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