That's what college is for—getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

About Jeph Jacques

Jeffrey Paul "Jeph" Jacques ( JEF JAKS) (born June 17, 1980) is an American-Canadian cartoonist who writes and draws the webcomic Questionable Content. Jacques has formerly created the webcomics indietits from 2005 to 2007, Derelict Orbital Reflector Devices and Alice Grove.

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You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

—Jeph Jacques

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

—Jeph Jacques

If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

—Jeph Jacques

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There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There needs to be a monster truck option.

—Jeph Jacques

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

—Jeph Jacques

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Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained.

—James A. Garfield

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The great aim of education is not knowledge but action.

—Herbert Spencer

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Education has for its object the formation of character.

—Herbert Spencer

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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

—H. G. Wells

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A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

—George Bernard Shaw

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History

11 Jul 2015 Added
26 Oct 2026 Wording changed

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That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.