Jeffrey Paul "Jeph" Jacques ( JEF JAKS) (born June 17, 1980) is an American cartoonist who writes and draws the webcomic Questionable Content. Jacques has formerly created the webcomics indietits, Derelict Orbital Reflector Devices and Alice Grove.
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.