There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There needs to be a monster truck option.

About Jeph Jacques

Jeffrey Paul "Jeph" Jacques ( JEF JAKS) (born June 17, 1980) is an American-Canadian cartoonist who writes and draws the webcomic Questionable Content. Jacques has formerly created the webcomics indietits from 2005 to 2007, Derelict Orbital Reflector Devices and Alice Grove.

More quotations from Jeph Jacques

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

—Jeph Jacques

health

That's what college is for—getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

—Jeph Jacques

education

What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?

—Jeph Jacques

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

—Jeph Jacques

relationships danger explosions

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

—Jeph Jacques

education

History

30 Dec 2015 Added
26 Oct 2026 Wording changed

Previous wording

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.