What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?

—Jeph Jacques

About Jeph Jacques

Portrait of Jeph Jacques

Jeffrey Paul "Jeph" Jacques ( JEF JAKS) (born June 17, 1980) is an American-Canadian cartoonist who writes and draws the webcomic Questionable Content. Jacques has formerly created the webcomics indietits from 2005 to 2007, Derelict Orbital Reflector Devices and Alice Grove.

More quotations from Jeph Jacques

You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

—Jeph Jacques

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

—Jeph Jacques

If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

—Jeph Jacques

self-esteem punishment

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

—Jeph Jacques

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

—Jeph Jacques

History

25 Apr 2015 Added