If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

—Jeph Jacques

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About Jeph Jacques

Portrait of Jeph Jacques

Jeffrey Paul "Jeph" Jacques ( JEF JAKS) (born June 17, 1980) is an American-Canadian cartoonist who writes and draws the webcomic Questionable Content. Jacques has formerly created the webcomics indietits from 2005 to 2007, Derelict Orbital Reflector Devices and Alice Grove.

More quotations from Jeph Jacques

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There needs to be a monster truck option.

—Jeph Jacques

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

—Jeph Jacques

That's what college is for—getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

—Jeph Jacques

What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?

—Jeph Jacques

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

—Jeph Jacques

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More quotations tagged with “punishment”

Crimes were committed to punish crimes, and crimes were committed to prevent crimes. The world has been filled with prisons and dungeons, with chains and whips, with crosses and gibbets, with thumbscrews and racks, with hangmen

—Robert Ingersoll

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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

What they don't know is, no matter how they decide, they can't penalize me more than I'm already punishing myself.

—Ann Aguirre in Aftermath

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Punishment is directed primarily at the potentially guilty.

—Michel Foucault

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As one reads history… one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted; and a community is infinitely more brutalized by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurrence of crime.

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