Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.