You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. —Olin Miller More about this quote Tags: others people worry Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: complaining nature animals Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits. —David Hoselton More about this quote Tags: being mean jerk lawsuits Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. —Slovenian Proverb More about this quote Tags: truth leave departure Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. —Woody Allen More about this quote Tags: education morality money Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. —Robert Frost More about this quote Tags: wonder humor brain working office Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace. —John Mason Brown More about this quote Tags: power cards king Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. —Woody Allen More about this quote Tags: time fun having fun Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination. —Mark Twain More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. —Robert Frost More about this quote Tags: education self-confidence confidence listening Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
You're never too old to become younger. —Mae West More about this quote Tags: age youth younger Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. —Woody Allen More about this quote Tags: God humor money Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Nothing fails like success. —Gerald Nachman More about this quote Tags: success failure irony Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I like sports bars. Sports bars are great because they collect all of the people I don't want to hang out with, and put them in one room. —Demetri Martin More about this quote Tags: sports culture noise bars Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you! —Tommy Smothers More about this quote Tags: humor food meat mold Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email