It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway. —Evan Esar More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Nature is indifferent to the survival of the human species, including Americans. —Adlai E. Stevenson More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. —William Feather More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. —Robert Graves More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. —Dave Barry More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
1. Never tell everything at once. —Ken Venturi More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. —Mark Twain More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. —Woody Allen More about this quote Tags: bad good the world Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. —E. M. Forster More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. —Herbert Hoover More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Marriages, like careers, need constant nurturing... the secret of having it all is loving it all. —Joyce Brothers More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. —Emo Philips More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. —Ambrose Bierce More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. —Sam Levenson More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are. —Joan Rivers More about this quote Tags: others acceptace Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email