It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts.
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves.