We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. —Bill Vaughan More about this quote Tags: humor bugs picnics Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations from Bill Vaughan An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves. —Bill Vaughan More about this quote Tags: optimism pessimism Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. —Bill Vaughan More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. —Bill Vaughan More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. —Bill Vaughan More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. —Bill Vaughan More about this quote Tags: trees Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves. —Bill Vaughan More about this quote Tags: optimism pessimism Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. —Bill Vaughan More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. —Bill Vaughan More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. —Bill Vaughan More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. —Bill Vaughan More about this quote Tags: trees Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “humor” The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary. —Dave Kellett More about this quote Tags: humor language English Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. —David M. Ogilvy More about this quote Tags: humor curiousity thinking jokes Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? —Laurence J. Peter More about this quote Tags: humor personality Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. —Carl Sagan in Broca's Brain More about this quote Tags: genius humor Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I’m all for gun control. Sometimes I shake a little; I’ve got to use two hands. —Tom Kearney More about this quote Tags: politics humor guns Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary. —Dave Kellett More about this quote Tags: humor language English Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. —David M. Ogilvy More about this quote Tags: humor curiousity thinking jokes Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? —Laurence J. Peter More about this quote Tags: humor personality Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. —Carl Sagan in Broca's Brain More about this quote Tags: genius humor Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I’m all for gun control. Sometimes I shake a little; I’ve got to use two hands. —Tom Kearney More about this quote Tags: politics humor guns Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email