Guns

They say, “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” But I think the guns help. Just standing there saying, “Bang!” doesn’t really hurt anybody.

—Eddie Izzard

I’m all for gun control. Sometimes I shake a little; I’ve got to use two hands.

—Tom Kearney

Words are loaded pistols.

—Jean-Paul Sartre

We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine gun.

—George Orwell

The British during World War ii came up with some imaginative ideas. One was to freeze the clouds, move them along the coast of southern England, and use them as platforms for antiaircraft guns.

—Richard Kehl