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Eddie Izzard

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Suzy Eddie Izzard ( IH-zard; born Edward John Izzard, 7 February 1962) is a British stand-up comedian, actress and activist. Her comedic style takes the form of what appears to the audience as rambling whimsical monologues.

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Quotes from Eddie Izzard

They say, “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” But I think the guns help. Just standing there saying, “Bang!” doesn’t really hurt anybody.

—Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

—Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster.

—Eddie Izzard

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.

—Eddie Izzard