Never put a sock in a toaster. —Eddie Izzard More about this quote Tags: socks Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About Eddie Izzard Suzy Eddie Izzard ( IH-zard; born Edward John Izzard, 7 February 1962) is a British stand-up comedian, actress and activist. Her comedic style takes the form of what appears to the audience as rambling whimsical monologues.
More quotations from Eddie Izzard If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death. —Eddie Izzard More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. —Eddie Izzard More about this quote Tags: history time perception Europe Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email They say, “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” But I think the guns help. Just standing there saying, “Bang!” doesn’t really hurt anybody. —Eddie Izzard More about this quote Tags: politics humor guns Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death. —Eddie Izzard More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. —Eddie Izzard More about this quote Tags: history time perception Europe Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
They say, “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” But I think the guns help. Just standing there saying, “Bang!” doesn’t really hurt anybody. —Eddie Izzard More about this quote Tags: politics humor guns Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email