They say, “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” But I think the guns help. Just standing there saying, “Bang!” doesn’t really hurt anybody.

About Eddie Izzard

Suzy Eddie Izzard ( IH-zard; born Edward John Izzard, 7 February 1962) is a British stand-up comedian, actress and activist. Her comedic style takes the form of what appears to the audience as rambling whimsical monologues.

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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.

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Never put a sock in a toaster.

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

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The British during World War ii came up with some imaginative ideas. One was to freeze the clouds, move them along the coast of southern England, and use them as platforms for antiaircraft guns.

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We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine gun.

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Words are loaded pistols.

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I’m all for gun control. Sometimes I shake a little; I’ve got to use two hands.

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