It's idealistic, it's for love and gentleness, it's close to nature, it hurts nobody, it's voluntary. I can't see anything wrong with any of that.
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.
He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport