The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war history humor Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations from Solomon Short It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: cliches Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: power writing fools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: cliches Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: power writing fools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “humor” Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. —Scott Adams More about this quote Tags: humor fish hats Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor intelligence contradiction military Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. —Albert Einstein More about this quote Tags: humor knowledge tradesmen Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor world painting Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf. —Robert Bloch More about this quote Tags: humor heart childishness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. —Scott Adams More about this quote Tags: humor fish hats Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor intelligence contradiction military Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. —Albert Einstein More about this quote Tags: humor knowledge tradesmen Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor world painting Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf. —Robert Bloch More about this quote Tags: humor heart childishness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email