The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war history humor Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations from Solomon Short It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: cliches Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: power writing fools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: cliches Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: power writing fools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “humor” The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. —Robert Frost More about this quote Tags: wonder humor brain working office Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. —Woody Allen More about this quote Tags: God humor money Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you! —Tommy Smothers More about this quote Tags: humor food meat mold Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.) —Ambrose Bierce More about this quote Tags: humor knowledge thinkingm Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness. —James Thurber More about this quote Tags: humor consciousness allergy sneezing Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. —Robert Frost More about this quote Tags: wonder humor brain working office Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. —Woody Allen More about this quote Tags: God humor money Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you! —Tommy Smothers More about this quote Tags: humor food meat mold Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.) —Ambrose Bierce More about this quote Tags: humor knowledge thinkingm Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness. —James Thurber More about this quote Tags: humor consciousness allergy sneezing Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email