The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war history humor Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations from Solomon Short It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: cliches Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: power writing fools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: cliches Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: power writing fools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “humor” I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. —David Lee Roth More about this quote Tags: humor fitness water jogging Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: humor Groucho Marx Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor reading books dogs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor time fruit flies non sequiter bananas Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? —Jay Leno More about this quote Tags: humor lottery psychics Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. —David Lee Roth More about this quote Tags: humor fitness water jogging Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: humor Groucho Marx Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor reading books dogs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor time fruit flies non sequiter bananas Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? —Jay Leno More about this quote Tags: humor lottery psychics Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email