The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war history humor Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations from Solomon Short It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: cliches Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: power writing fools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: cliches Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: power writing fools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “humor” Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? —Woody Allen More about this quote Tags: humor numbers days letters labels Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. —Oscar Wilde More about this quote Tags: truth humor risk death Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor night cards poker Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor rice lots Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Why was I born with such contemporaries? —Oscar Wilde More about this quote Tags: humor time contemporaries Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? —Woody Allen More about this quote Tags: humor numbers days letters labels Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. —Oscar Wilde More about this quote Tags: truth humor risk death Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor night cards poker Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor rice lots Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Why was I born with such contemporaries? —Oscar Wilde More about this quote Tags: humor time contemporaries Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email