The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war history humor Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations from Solomon Short It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: cliches Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: power writing fools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: war Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: cliches Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. —Solomon Short More about this quote Tags: power writing fools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “humor” It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor world painting Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf. —Robert Bloch More about this quote Tags: humor heart childishness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. —Jose Simon More about this quote Tags: humor food fish Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell-you see, I have friends in both places. —Mark Twain More about this quote Tags: friends humor hell heaven Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Nearly one-half of all Americans are torsos. —Demetri Martin More about this quote Tags: humor USA statistics bodies anatomy Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor world painting Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf. —Robert Bloch More about this quote Tags: humor heart childishness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. —Jose Simon More about this quote Tags: humor food fish Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell-you see, I have friends in both places. —Mark Twain More about this quote Tags: friends humor hell heaven Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Nearly one-half of all Americans are torsos. —Demetri Martin More about this quote Tags: humor USA statistics bodies anatomy Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email