How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
When I gave food to the poor, they called me a saint. When I asked why the poor were hungry, they called me a communist.
—Dom H. Camara
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
—John Kenneth Galbraith
Communism is like one big phone company.
Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.