The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.
Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.
I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly.