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Ambrose Bierce

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Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce (June 24, 1842 – c. 1914) was an American author, journalist, and poet. A prolific and versatile writer, Bierce was regarded as one of the most influential journalists in the United States and as a pioneering writer of realist fiction. For his horror writing, Michael Dirda ranked him alongside Edgar Allan Poe and H. P. Lovecraft. S. T. Joshi speculates that "he may well be the greatest satirist America has ever produced, and in this regard can take his place with such figures as Juvenal, Swift, and Voltaire." His war stories influenced Stephen Crane, Ernest Hemingway and others, and he was considered an influential and feared literary critic. In recent decades, Bierce has gained wider respect as a fabulist and poet.

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Quotes from Ambrose Bierce

Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.

—Ambrose Bierce

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

—Ambrose Bierce

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

—Ambrose Bierce

Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

—Ambrose Bierce

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

—Ambrose Bierce

Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

—Ambrose Bierce

Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.

—Ambrose Bierce

Doubt is the father of invention.

—Ambrose Bierce

There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

—Ambrose Bierce

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)

—Ambrose Bierce

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

—Ambrose Bierce