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Kin Hubbard

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Frank McKinney Hubbard (September 1, 1868 – December 26, 1930), better known as Kin Hubbard, was an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist. His most famous work was for "Abe Martin". Introduced in The Indianapolis News in December 1904, the cartoon appeared six days a week on the back page of the News for twenty-six years. The Abe Martin cartoons went into national print syndication in 1910, eventually appearing in some two hundred U.S. newspapers. Hubbard also originated and illustrated a once-a-week humor essay for the "Short Furrows" column in the Sunday edition of the News that went into syndication in 1911. The self-taught artist and writer made more than eight thousand drawings for the Indianapolis News and wrote and illustrated about a thousand essays for the "Short Furrows" column. His first published book was Collection of Indiana Lawmaker and Lobbyists (1903), followed by an annual series of Abe Martin-related books between 1906 and 1930, as well as other works such as Short Furrows (1912) and Book of Indiana (1929). Humorist Will Rogers once declared that Hubbard was "America's greatest humorist".

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Quotes from Kin Hubbard

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

—Kin Hubbard

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

—Kin Hubbard

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

—Kin Hubbard

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

—Kin Hubbard

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

—Kin Hubbard

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

—Kin Hubbard

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

—Kin Hubbard

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

—Kin Hubbard

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.

—Kin Hubbard

I would rather be accused of breaking precedents than breaking promises.

—Kin Hubbard

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

—Kin Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

—Kin Hubbard

Maybe it would be better to acknowledge, like the Greeks, that a lot of behavior we call addiction is really a love of pleasure that carries the force of habit. We become addicted mostly because of the central issue in all self-control problems, which is the disproportionate value we place on short-term rewards.

—Kin Hubbard

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

—Kin Hubbard

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

—Kin Hubbard