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About Kin Hubbard

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Frank McKinney Hubbard (September 1, 1868 – December 26, 1930), better known as Kin Hubbard, was an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist. His most famous work was for "Abe Martin". Introduced in The Indianapolis News in December 1904, the cartoon appeared six days a week on the back page of...

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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

A loafer always has the correct time.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

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Most people aren't appreciated enough, and the bravest things we do in our lives are usually known only to ourselves. No one throws ticker tape on the man who chose to be faithful to his wife, on the lawyer who didn't take the drug money, on the daughter who held her tongue again and again. All this anonymous heroism.

—Peggy Noonan

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I am not quite sure what the advantage is in having a few more dollars to spend if the air is too dirty to breathe, the water is too polluted to drink, the commuters are losing out in the struggle to get in and out of the city, the streets are filthy, the schools are so bad that the young perhaps wisely stay away, and the hoodlums roll citizens for some of the dollars they saved in the tax cut.

—John Kenneth Galbraith

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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

—Ronald Reagan

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First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.

—Greek Proverb

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I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there; it's so petty.

—Imelda Marcos, during her trial for embezzlement

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