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Will Rogers

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William Penn Adair Rogers (November 4, 1879 – August 15, 1935) was a Cherokee-American vaudeville performer, actor, and humorist. He was born as a citizen of the Cherokee Nation, in the Indian Territory, now part of Oklahoma, and is known as "Oklahoma's Favorite Son". As an entertainer and humorist, he traveled around the world three times, made 71 films (50 silent films and 21 "talkies"), and wrote more than 4,000 nationally syndicated newspaper columns. By the mid-1930s, Rogers was hugely popular in the United States for his leading political wit and was one of the higher paid Hollywood film stars. He died in 1935 with aviator Wiley Post when their small airplane crashed on takeoff from a lagoon near Utqiaġvik (formerly Barrow), Alaska, in northern Alaska.

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Quotes from Will Rogers

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

—Will Rogers

The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.

—Will Rogers

Nothing you can't spell will ever work.

—Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

—Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

—Will Rogers

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.

—Will Rogers

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?

—Will Rogers

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.

—Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

—Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected.

—Will Rogers

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

—Will Rogers

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

—Will Rogers

There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

—Will Rogers

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

—Will Rogers

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?

—Will Rogers