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Will Rogers

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William Penn Adair Rogers (November 4, 1879 – August 15, 1935) was a Cherokee-American vaudeville performer, actor, and humorist. He was born as a citizen of the Cherokee Nation, in the Indian Territory, now part of Oklahoma, and is known as "Oklahoma's Favorite Son". As an entertainer and humorist, he traveled around the world three times, made 71 films (50 silent films and 21 "talkies"), and wrote more than 4,000 nationally syndicated newspaper columns. By the mid-1930s, Rogers was hugely popular in the United States for his leading political wit and was one of the higher paid Hollywood film stars. He died in 1935 with aviator Wiley Post when their small airplane crashed on takeoff from a lagoon near Utqiaġvik (formerly Barrow), Alaska, in northern Alaska.

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Quotes from Will Rogers

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

—Will Rogers

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

—Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

—Will Rogers

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

—Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

—Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

—Will Rogers

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

—Will Rogers

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

—Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

—Will Rogers

I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.

—Will Rogers

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

—Will Rogers

I bet, after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father.

—Will Rogers

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

—Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

—Will Rogers

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

—Will Rogers