Heywood Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, and comedian whose career spans more than six decades. Allen has received many accolades, including the most nominations (16) for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. He has won four Academy Awards, ten BAFTA Awards,...
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
—Laurie Helgoe in Introvert Power
—L.B. Simmons in The Resurrection of Aubrey Miller