Living in a vacuum sucks.

Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

Living hell is the best revenge.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

The world is round; it has no point.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.

—Samuel Johnson

Nothing you can't spell will ever work.

—Will Rogers

In this country "American" means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate.

—Toni Morrison

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.

—Stephen King

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

—Vince Lombardi