Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.

Living hell is the best revenge.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

Living in a vacuum sucks.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

The world is round; it has no point.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

—Fats Domino

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

—Evan Esar

The work here isn't to figure out why they didn't like you, or who's right and who's wrong. It's to practice being okay with the idea that there are some people who will get you and some people who won't…and that's fine.

—Reshma Saujani in Not Perfect

There's no sense of satisfaction in something you didn't do anything to achieve.

—Mia Sheridan in Becoming Calder