Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

Living hell is the best revenge.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

Living in a vacuum sucks.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

The world is round; it has no point.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff