Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Evan Esar

About Evan Esar

Evan Esar (1899–1995) was an American humorist who wrote Esar's Comic Dictionary in 1943, Humorous English in 1961, and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968.

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