One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About Groucho Marx Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (; October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, writer, and singer who performed in films and vaudeville on television, radio, and the stage. He is considered one of America's greatest comedians.
More quotations from Groucho Marx I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor time fruit flies non sequiter bananas Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: beauty plastic surgery looks Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: accuracy quotations Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: humor time fruit flies non sequiter bananas Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: beauty plastic surgery looks Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. —Groucho Marx More about this quote Tags: accuracy quotations Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email