More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

About Woody Allen

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Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian. In a career spanning more than seven decades, he has written for film, television, and theater. As a screenwriter, Allen holds the record of most wins (3) and nominations (16) for the Academy...

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

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